28 December 2004

Back to work

I worked from home Monday - partly because I needed a day where I just stayed in my jammies and also because for the next 2 weeks the tower elevator is out-of-service for much needed repairs.

The Auditorium building has 3 sets of elevators that access the main part of the building. However, the Tower (originally used for the architect's offices) only has one elevator and extends from floors 8 to 18. The only other way to access these floors is through a 100+ year old, firetrap of a stairwell.

So I get to walk from 8 to 13 at least 4 times per day (more in the event that I have to go to the bathroom). I'm contemplating just getting a bucket (just kidding).

For those of you have haven't heard me bitch about the death-trap elevator before here's a rundown:

  • The last time it had any real maintenance was in the mid-70s.
  • It constantly gets stuck (thankfully never with me on it).
  • Occasionally it simply skips floors it deems unworthy at a particular time.
  • Sometimes it stops on the 10th floor, where there is no access, and the doors open to a blue steel wall. You can tell this happens often because scrawled in pencil and marker across this metal door are phrases such as:
    • "Help, help, let me out!"
    • "Welcome to the Crypt"
I've spoken with the repair guy on some of the numerous occasions he's been here (he makes his living off of Roosevelt's elevators, I'm sure of it). He said the elevator needs a new generator. Problem is, they don't make them anymore. Once, last summer, they got a "used" generator - that instilled confidence. What it needs is replacing - but that would take months. So until they move the String Bass practice rooms off the 15th floor - that's not happening. (Real smart - put the kids with the gigimoungus instruments in the part of the building with the crappy elevator).

Hopefully this fixes the problem. But I'm not holding my breath.

On the bright side - my legs will be in GREAT shape! So I'll look like a chicken with my bulbous ass sitting atop two very fit legs.

27 December 2004

Sigh of Relief

I have made it through the Gauntlet with my soul and dignity in tact. No, really, it wasn't that bad this year.

Pregame Countdown:

Wednesday evening we met up with some friends at BUtterfield 8. That's an interesting restaurant on the Near North side. It's very trendy, but still kinda casual and as we found out the hard way, turns into a douchebag's dream of a nightclub for trendy yuppies named Chad and Margo at the stroke of 11pm. That's about the time we left anyway, it was strange to watch the transformation. Everyone had a great time, great food and we got to hear Jasen's Taquito story.

We rented a car on Thursday for the weekend and made our semi-annual trip to Target (tar-gé) and stocked up on all kinds of crap. When we got home, I reorganized the entire storage closet because there was no room for all the crap we bought (75 million rolls of toilet paper, 2,000 gallons of cleaning supplies, you know the usual). I started putting together the food I was bringing to each place for the next two days and we went to sleep.

First Period:

Christmas Eve with my mom's side always goes incredibly late, so I let John sleep in a little. We got out to my Aunt's house in Schaumburg and were greeted by her little doggy that looks exactly like Little Bear from the children's books. She's a very chubby Cocker Spaniel and very cute.

There are three little kids on that side of the family now and they each got a bundle of stuff. We did our grab bag for the adults where each person brings one gift between $30-$50 and we play a game you know the one - pick a gift, unwrap and the next person can take a new one or steal yours. It was fun until my sister ended up with one thing we put in, which was a cordless soldering iron. She didn't want it and was going to trade it to my dad, not realizing that we had gotten him one as a gift that he was getting the next day. My mom ended up trading what she got for the soldering iron so now we had a duplicate gift for my dad the next day - wonderful.

We ended up leaving there about 11:30pm and got home about 12:00. Thankfully the parking gods were on our side every day we had the car - we got a spot right in front of our place, brought in our loot and crashed into bed.

Second Period:

I let john sleep in again on Christmas day while I got stuff ready for part two. My immediate family decided to do a brunch at my parent's house before going over to my other aunt's house to do our giftage. That morning I also tried to work out what we were going to do about my dad's gift. I know he isn't the type of person to care about that kind of thing, but I still felt bad because my parents are such generous people and I can't not show up with anything for him. We had a calendar to go with it, so we brought that. John convinced me that Best Buy was open on Christmas day - I was skeptical, but I thought Best Buy doesn't care about that - they want money and hell, heathens have to shop too. We were going to get him a gift certificate since there were some movies and CDs that he wanted.

Well guess what - they were closed. Fuck. We swing by Borders in Oak Park, I figured they'd be closed and they were, but it was worth a shot. John's last idea - a damn good one too - was to get a couple movie passes from the Lake Theatre in Oak Park. Movie theatres are always open on Christmas day. Apparently not in Oak Park. Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck.

So we arrive around noon and have a little quiet brunch at my parents house. While munching on Taquitos (a theme this year apparently), ham, hard boiled eggs, cheese, veggies and egg rolls we discussed how it would be nice to do this every year and maybe even skip extended family functions every few years as a decompression...

We do gifts and we explained to dad that his Martin Luther King Day gift will be arriving shortly (thanks Donna for the use of that term). We then head off to the land of suburbia where I'm dreading the aftermath of the Christmas Card Catastrophe. I got to see my "little" cousin for the first time in 4 years (he's like 12 feet tall). It was fairly tame though mom tried to persuade John to wear the gimp mask. I didn't want to instigate anymore - well, deep down - yes I did. If it was just me and my Uncle in a cage-match, I'd have no problems. But I didn't want to ruin it for everyone else.

At one point, I couldn't help but point out the hypocrisy. The same people who were most offended by our Christmas card because it wasn't in the "spirit of Christmas" were ignoring their family in favor of watching Shaq vs. Kobe on tv. I exclaimed to my mother that I was deeply offended that they were watching basketball instead of celebrating the birth of Santa.

We did the whole grab bag thing (on that side of the family the hosts draw names and you get something for your chosen person). There was a mystery gift under the tree that no one claimed - there was no label. It ended up being Ann Coulter's - How to Talk to a Liberal. BARFFF. More on this later. We left there around 9pm and stayed up to watch a little tv and went to bed.

Third Period:

And you thought it ended there. On the 26th, we got up and took Annie to the dog park. There were a couple other dogs there, but it wasn't crowded which is good. She plays mostly with us, occasionally running with a couple other dogs.

John went to Best Buy to get a gift certificate for my dad and used part of his gift certificate to buy a stand-alone Sega genesis controller with a few games in it. It's amazing to me that they can fit entire game systems into a tiny controller now.

As I was looking for a book in our box of goodies, I ran across something horrifying. Somehow, Ann Coulter's bilge ended up in my box. I think it was my Uncle in Colorado who bought that for me. But the joke is on him because he obviously doesn't get that that book is intended for conservatives. We also laughed because he couldn't admit to buying it. If you're gonna do something like that, at least have the balls to stand up for it. So I'm saving it for next year, and on the cover of the book we are going to put a picture of Ann dressed up like the Shewolf of the SS and inside will be a pamphlet entitled "how to talk to conservatives" and I will basically say something to the effect of "use very small words and mention god frequently".

We thought it a good idea to bring Annie to see "grandma and grandpa" (my parents) since we were going to go there anyway and we had the car. She was a very good girl and had fun. We went to get a humidifier and grab a burger at Goose Island, came home and watched Return of the Living Dead part II and went to bed.



22 December 2004

The most wonderful time of the year?

I know plenty of people who LOVE christmas or one of those other holidays that just happens to occur around Christmas (because we ALL know when God created the world 6,000 years ago he also decreed Christmas the first holiday EVER right?). I also know that this is the time of year when a lot of people are very depressed, unhappy, whatever. I've become the latter lately. I think it's a combination of the crass commercialism, combined with the over-christianization of everything in this country as of late. I just don't want to do Christmas anymore, it's become a holiday of obligation rather than something I can truly enjoy. I like seeing friends and some family. Other than that though, the whole mechanical nature of the holiday grates on my nerves...

I don't mean to sound bitter, but I'm just tired of it all. The day after Thanksgiving I heard operatic christmas music at the grocery store, and it hasn't stopped since. I'm tired of being trampled everywhere I go with images of toy soldiers, severed santa-heads and those candy-ass animitronic light-up reindeer that just give me the creeps. I thought Christmas was 12 days not 1 month? The tv commercials, car commercials (procrastinated on your shopping - go out and buy your sweetheart a Lexus - who cares if you have no job). It's sickening how the whole world instantly goes all "gimme gimme" around the time we're supposed to be giving.

That's another thing - I appreciate all the Salvation Army bell ringers, I think they do good things. But I also think that when we concentrate all the "charity" during December it allows us to clear our collective conscience that maybe there are needy people the other 11 months out of the year? At least they had a Christmas dinner - couldn't give a fuck about them in February or July. Don't get me wrong, I think it's good that people are jarred every so often out of their fluffy little worlds and reminded that there millions of homless and working poor people in our country (and others). But I just think it doesn't have to revolve around Christmas. There's just something that bothers me about that that I can't quite put my finger on.


15 December 2004

Read This

Do me a favor today - read Donna's blog. It's very funny and maybe if she senses more people reading it she'll write more... I need more reading material. She doesn't believe me when I say she's funny.

13 December 2004

Oh this is FUN!

I'm sure everyone here has either read or is at least familiar with Dante's Inferno. If not - go buy the cliffs notes and come on back, there's no time to dilly dally.

Take the Inferno Test - it tells you which ring of hell you'll end up in... it's very very fun indeed.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


Apparently I belong in the 5th ring of hell "The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."

Kinsey

I really think everyone should go see Kinsey. It's the movie about the life & circumstances surrounding the infamous Kinsey report on human sexuality. It eerily mirrors what I think many conservatives would like to see our society return to - a sexually ignorant society that believes that oral sex leads to infertility, masturbation causes blindness, and homosexuality is a mental illness. Side note on that, it wasn't until the 1970s that Homosexuality was officially removed from the Diagnostic & Statistical Manual used by the APA to diagnose mental illness.

The plain truth is, the types of educational courses being offered across the country now, mirror those that were in place during the time of the Kinsey report. It is morality disguised as scientific fact and it serves to keep one vocal groups' visions of morality (man + woman = baby) as the dominant form of public policy.

If you want to see where we're regressing to - see Kinsey. Yeah, it's a little hollywooded - but it's pretty true to the story. It's also very frank, very open, and I think will shock just about anyone.

08 December 2004

Pavlovian Response

As background for this: Our holiday card was a picture of John and I in bad Christmas sweaters in front of a fireplace, very picturesque- you can see it here.

Inside was the newsletter that John wrote (except for a part about the pets). The one I wrote was too tame for John, so he re-wrote it and allowed me minor changes. Some of my changes were over-ruled. In any case, the premise of the newsletter was supposed to be a drunken rant by yours truly about how the recent election has made us re-evaluate our "moral" values. That John had recently subscribed to "Guns & Ammo" and Soldier of Fortune to learn how to fight the "dirty ragheads" and I had taken to "straightening out" the "homo" population of chicago. Needless to say this satirical jab at the Religious "Right" was not taken well by some (as expected). It was the kind of humor you need to read between the lines to appreciate - however, most people don't appreciate biting humor that makes you think - which is why Adam Sandler is a millionaire...

The card reached Illinois residents Dec 7th and the reactions have been coming in. They were varied - but nothing we didn't expect:

  • "Now I think you have gone too far... If you cannot change the world or at least the country on your own, I suggest you just deal with it and keep your views and thoughts to yourself. Most of us do not want to hear your insane thoughts of how life and Politics is supposed to be in your little world... or maybe try and see if you can change another country like you think you can change this one... Most of us all know that there is a God in this world that gave us all of this Earth to use as we wanted to. Yes some of us pray to a different God but most of us know that at least there is a God that created Earth and all of the things on it including the good and the bad people. But we also know that he really did not create people that never believed that he did not exist, that was brought on by themselves. ... Believe in what you want, say whatever you believe but just don't say it to me or anyone in my home anymore"
    • Side note on this person: At least now I have ammunition the next time he cracks a nigger or "shine" comment in front of me. I'll simply tell him that he should move to another country where they keep their blacks in line if he doesn't like the way this one is and to keep his politics to himself...and to believe what he wants but don't say it to me or anyone in my home. Such a good christian he is... I think that was on the third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped "thou shalt hate anyone different from yourself".
  • "...your card is the only one we will publicly display in our apartment. "
  • "You are a genius. And John too. Loved the Christmas card, I'm still laughing. You've outdone yourselves."
  • "It's fuckin' awesome"
  • "Now that was funny...i thought it was hilarious"
  • "The photo is great...Your Sweater makes it ...I was especially heatwarmed with your comments about jews"
  • "...just got done reading your xmas card update, best xmas card ive ever gotten dude, i so needed a good laugh!"
  • "...we loved it. I'm bringing it in to work tomorrow to show my coworkers!

I also must add that most of the people above consider themselves Christians, but still found it funny. Says something about their security in their own beliefs that they have the ability to laugh at themselves and understand that it's not directed at THEM, but at whacko fundamentalists...



07 December 2004

Intelligence Bill

According to the Center for American Progress the House finally agreed on the final version of the hotly debated Intelligence bill. Thankfully they did so in time for everyone to attend the White House Christmas party.

Interesting thing though: The final bill is 600 pages long, it was agreed upon yesterday evening and will be voted on today. How many Reps actually READ the damned thing? My guess is very very few.

Center for American Progress wants to put together a report on how many actually read the bill - here's how you can help:

Go to this site and find the telephone number for your Rep. Call and ask whether your Rep. has read the bill s/he is about to vote on, and report back to
pr@americanprogress.org.

Also, urge your Reps to enforce the 72-hour rule, which gives a 3-day waiting period between the finalization and passage of a bill. This rule is often waived by - you guessed it - house republicans so they can jam their agendas through unnoticed.


06 December 2004

Bring it on

So we sent out our Christmas greetings this weekend and I am anxiously awaiting the shock and awe... I can hear my mother now "oh my god" shaking her head disapprovingly while my dad laughs over her shoulder... You can tell where I get my sense of humor from.

We even made our own custom return address labels. Sadly, we didn't keep a card for ourselves, but I have the picture still on Shutterfly. And we'll always have the "newsletter" to cherish.

Now back to the task at hand - finishing my papers, studying for my final exam, and wrapping the rest of our consumerist-robot purchases for the yultide season.

John is gonna be out of town Wed - Saturday. Too bad I have no time for a girls night. Oh well.

30 November 2004

Sad

So in my class the other day my professor was looking up a report on women's rights on a website. She used the "google" search bar on the site, and to pick up the most hits, just typed women. You know those Google sponsored links and advertisements? They were all porn.

So I tried it with a plain Google Search:

What a sorry society we live in when you "Google" women and the sponsored links are:
  • Sex Search Free Personals: Real People Real Sex
  • Girls Go Wild - Foxfire: Powerful new pheromone fragrance produces insane sexual response
  • See Photos of Hot Women
  • Women for sale: Check out the deals now! www.eBay.com
  • Sexy Adult Personals
  • Women: pictures & chat
  • Love Is In The Air
  • Date someone's wife today: Meet married women in your area

While there were some similar links when I Googled "Men" it wasn't nearly as bad:

  • Meet hot local Gay Men in Personals & our live Gay Chat
  • Caution Tape Men Working Safety Tape
  • X-Men Legends (GC)Action and Adventure
  • Find a guy. Free to join. Personals with pictures.
  • Men for sale. Check out the deals now! www.eBay.com
  • Men: Chat & Flirt With Great Singles
  • Men Info: Get Relevant Info for Menfrom 14 Search Engines

Can we just nuke ourselves and get it over with?

Score one for the sane

I find it funny that the court used the Supreme Court argument which allowed Boy Scouts to bar gay troop leaders - talk about taking conservative ideology and turning it on its end!

Court halts penalty for barring recruiters
Law allows government to withhold funds to colleges
From Terry Frieden
CNN Washington Bureau
Monday, November 29, 2004 Posted: 11:16 PM EST (0416 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A federal appeals court barred the government Monday from blocking funds to colleges and universities that deny access to military recruiters because of the Pentagon's policy banning openly gay men and women.

In a 2-1 ruling, a three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, said a 10-year-old federal law that allows the government to block such funds violates the schools' First Amendment right to prohibit on-campus recruiting in response to the Pentagon policy.

The Justice Department promptly criticized the ruling, but it did not immediately announce plans to appeal.

The case challenging the law known as the Solomon Amendment was brought by more than a dozen law schools but applies to all institutions of higher learning.

The two-judge majority said the law abridged free speech rights under the First Amendment.

"The Solomon Amendment requires law schools to express a message that is incompatible with their educational objectives," the decision said.

Judge Ruggero John Aldisert issued a sharp dissent.

"We cannot conclude that the mere presence of a uniformed military recruiter permits or compels the inference that a law school's anti-discrimination policy is violated," Aldisert said.

In Washington, the Justice Department agreed and issued a statement saying officials were "examining the opinion and reviewing our options."

"The United States continues to believe the Solomon Amendment is constitutional," the statement said.

"As we argued in our brief, we believe Congress may deny federal funds to universities which discriminate, and may act to protect the men and women of our armed forces in their ability to recruit Americans who wish to join them in serving our country."

The ruling reversed a lower court ruling that said those who challenged the law probably would not succeed in a trial, The Associated Press reported.

It was the first time a court has barred the government from enforcing the law, the AP said.

The majority based its ruling partly on a U.S. Supreme Court decision that allowed the Boy Scouts of America to prohibit gays from being troop leaders or scouts, the AP reported.

The judges argued that if the Boy Scouts could disallow homosexuals based on a core belief that their behavior is illegitimate, then other groups could enforce an opposite restriction if they believed it is wrong to discriminate because of sexual orientation, the AP reported.

27 November 2004

First Slop

No not the mashed potatoes. First Slop refers to my term for Chicago's first snow. Everyone else gets a first snow, we get first slop. It's always a cold, wet, grey, ugly mess that soaks you through. Sure it eventually turns to snow and is pretty for about an hour before it turns to grey slop again.

Today is no better - constant rain. Time to up the dosage for wintertime.

Thanksgiving was fun this year. Just me, John, my P's, sis, aunt and cousins. Pretty low key, and I didn't stuff myself till I was ill. Unfortunately, now that thanksgiving is over, the buffer between normalcy and CHRISTMAS CHEER (or else) is gone. I was in the grocery store today and they were playing really bad christmas opera or some shit. The girl at the checkout laughed when I said "I could NOT handle this ALL day". Lights and decorations abound.

I like lights actually, and I like trees, and some evergreen trim. It's the armies of toy soldiers, Santa and his 89 reindeer and lawn nativities that drive me nuts. Is it just me or does Christmas get tackier every year? Clark Griswold was a pussy compared to people down the street from us.

I would like to have a tree, it's the one symbol of the holidays that spans both Christmas and pagan traditions. We have no space for one, and I really don't want to find out how the dog and cats will react to having the pets' equivalent to a rock-climbing wall in our house. Also, John hates christmas trees. I don't blame him. He's told me his mom went overboard every christmas and they had 3 christmas trees and were forced to help decorate them every year. I suppose I would hate them too. Maybe I'll get one of those potted Rosemary plants that looks like a tiny evergreen - at least it's useful right?

We also took our "family photo" for our holiday card and it should be arriving shortly. Keep an eye on your mailboxes!

For those of you that don't know the backstory: One of John's brothers insists every year on sending a family photo with a little family newsletter - you know the kind "little timmy scored 3 goals in soccer camp this summer and Jane only wets her pants occasionally now. We're so proud." Plus they're thumpers, so it's usually got some crap about how Jesus loves us and they'll pray for us. Anyway, we decided to make our own this year in retaliation. It is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I won't ruin the surprise. Make sure I've got your address!


23 November 2004

The semester ends when?

So this was an interesting weekend. I get home Friday only to find that the jumpdrive I've been using for all my research has corrupted (DOH!). I know I should have backed it up more frequently- so don't say it!

After a fit of rage and throwing my jumpdrive somewhere in the kitchen, I find that the WiFi connection on my laptop at home wasn't working. So I had to go BACK to work to get the office laptop so I could do half of my LexisNexis research all over again.

When I get back, John tells me he might be able to retrieve the data on the jumpdrive bit by bit. Problem is - I think it landed underneath the washer when I threw it (@$#%@&!). Besides, I didn't lose that much, thankfully I updated my bibliography so I knew which articles to go find. I finished my outline and finished putting together my presentation for one class and started my thesis proposal for the other.

The up-side is I work well under pressure, and the added pressure of having to re-do a week's worth of research in one night was that the lightbulb went off in my head and I now have a narrow enough focus for my thesis. The topic could easily be a book, so for the purposes of a thesis, I had to narrow it WAAY down. I knew I wanted to research how the long-existing tribal culture of Afghanistan has affected attempts at social reforms, but that's still huge. So now I've narrowed to girls' access to education - since you can't have women take an active role in government and public affairs if they can't read, right? The problem is in areas where Pashtun tribal customs prevail over "law," girls are still prohibited from going to school...

On the downside, I received this story in an email, and find it very scary: We always criticize the "third world" for their lack of separation of public and private spheres. That's what Western philosophy is all about. How can we do that when half of our population wants creationism taught in schools?

I agree with George Carlin on this one... Religion is the single biggest marketing ploy in the history of the world... people are actually convinced that there is an invisible man in the sky, he has a list of 10 things he doesn't want you to do - ever. If you do them, he sends you to a place full of fire and pain, for all eternity. But he loves you!

What do the psychologists think? Religion = external locus of control? Take the easy way out, everything happens for a reason, fate, yada yada. I personally think Marx had it right - religion is a way to control the minds of the masses for the benefit of the ruling class. Seems to be working out that way this election, huh?

Let me clarify also, that I see a big difference between Religion (the institutionalization of a system of beliefs) and Spirituality (the personal, private connection between a person and their beliefs).



17 November 2004

Temprarily Out of Service

Though the events of the past week have been mind-numbingly scary and I have wanted to curl under my desk in the fetal position, sucking my thumb to the tune of CNN, I have been too busy to comment on any of this.

Classes are gearing up - I have a final project outline due in one class, and a thesis proposal due in the other, both on Monday.

I still have to get my hands on several sources for my research. Roosevelt's library is seriously lacking when it comes to journals.

Work is still busy - the fall rush for data has not quite ended yet.

On a positive note:
  • My boss will be out of the office for three days, so I'll have plenty of "me" time at work to get cracking on some projects I've been neglecting.
  • My hideous christmas sweater I won on ebay has arrived - now all we need is John's and we'll be ready to take our family christmas photos... Look for it in a mailbox near you.

11 November 2004

Attorney General Torquemada?

I didn't think Bush could appoint anyone worse than John Ashcroft as Attorney General, but I guess I was wrong. I'm all for opening the door to more minorities and women, but only if they espouse the qualities of public servants.


Alberto Gonzales is not one of those people. I really hope the public, and especially the Democrats and moderate Republicans in congress realize that diversity is about a lot more than race. Sure he would be the first Hispanic to lead the Justice Department. But do we want the Justice Department run by Torquemada?

  • Gonzoales was one of the approvers of the August 2002 memo authorizing the torture of prisoners. The memo states that the interrogation of "enemy combatants," a term already too vaugue to define, is exempt from rules prohibiting torture. It also sets a more conservative interpretation of "torture": "injury such as death [death is an injury?], organ failure, or serious impariment of bodily functions". This definition is in conflict with the Geneva Conventions which prohibits "degrading and humiliating" treatment. It is also in conflict with the United Nations Convention against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhumanor Degrading Treatment or Punishment, of which the United States is a signatory: "For the purposes of this Convention, the term "torture" means any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, or intimidating or coercing him or a third person, or for any reason based on discrimination of any kind, when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity."
  • Gonzales believes many Geneva Conventions provisions are obsolete. He believes Al Qaeda and othe prisoners from the 'war on terror' should be exempt from rules regulating the treatment of prisoners. That's the way to win the hearts and minds of the people... not treat them as human beings. Way to help Osama's recruitment effort!
  • Gonzales admitted his views could endanger the U.S. Military. The United States has maintained a military that has ahered to the highest of standards. Some of you may find that hard to believe, but it is true. To undermine this code of conduct would not only allow more Abu Grhaib-like incidents, but would also encourage other militaries to treat any U.S. prisoners in the same way. As Sen. Joe Biden said to Ashcroft, the Geneva Conventions are there to protect all prisoners of war, including Americans.
  • Gonzales showed negligence as the chief legal counself for Gov. Bush in Texas. He summarized death penalty cases for Bush (because we all know Bush can't read) and Bush decided the fate of each inmate based on these memos. He repeatedly left out crucial issues from many memos, including evidence of innocence. Gonzales also advised Gov. Bush that he could ignore international laws regarding the legal fate of foreign nationals in the United States who were accused of crimes. Bush executed a Mexican citizen in 1997 without following proper legal protocol.
  • Gonzales helped keep Cheney's Energy Task Force under wraps. Enron was one of his biggest contributors when he was a Supreme Court justice of Texas. After being brought to Washington, he worked to ensure Cheney would not have to disclose the participants of his Energy Task Force.
  • Gonzales accepted donations from litigants. There are at least two documented cases of Gonzales taking "donations" from corporate defendants in cases appearing before the Texas Supreme Court.

Source: Center for American Progress

Hispanic or not, this man does not possess the qualities I want in a person charged with upholding the laws of the United States. Write your Congressional representatives and tell them not to back Gonzales.

09 November 2004

Fine Lines

So I read an article in The Nation about Evangelism in the workplace and it really frightenend me. First off, at work I don't care what religion someone adheres to, if any. I care that they do their job to the best of their abilities. If, for some people, this means saying three Hail Mary's before emailing the final report to the boss, then fine. However, where is the line drawn? For me it is the moment this affects the person's ability to do their job or infringes on the rights of others in the office.


"Though the law is unclear, the troubling consequences are not. Religious-discrimination complaints to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission increased by 84 percent since 1992 and 30 percent since 2000. "Protecting religion and religious expression is one hallmark of American society," Shorto writes. "Another is protecting minorities. And there is probably no more insidious form of bullying than religion. "

I completely agree here, being a religious minority beyond the scope most Americans consider. Though this concerns those of other or no faith, it particularly concerns those of us who adhere to a religious philosophy which is demonized by evangelical Christianity. Of course, I'm talking about Paganism. Paganism is a general term inclusive of anyone that believes in more than one deity/entity. This ranges from certain forms of Hinduism and Buddhism to Wicca, Celtic and some tribal cultures.

Thankfully, I work in a very liberal academic environment and the christians I know here are intelligent, insightful and accepting.

I just wonder if these people realize how similar they are becoming to the theocratic regimes of the Middle East they love to demonize? Theocracy is theocracy, no matter which prophet you believe in. I also wonder if these people posessed the ability to put themselves in another's position, how they would feel having Islam or Hinduism (etc.) pushed on them?

I am all favor of discussing religion. My undergraduate minor was comparative religion. Again, I am talking about the fine line between discussion and pushing your personal faith on others, whic is the most intolerable form of ignorance in my opinion.



07 November 2004

Reality TV

After all the political stuff, I felt I needed to post something fun.

I just saw the greatest show in the world of reality TV. It's called My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss. It's an apprentice-like ripoff except that the "boss" is an actor paid to be as obnoxious as he can (including grabbing women's butts and encouraging selfish business practices). It's hilariously funny to watch these schleps who think they're in the running for a job at a multi-billion dollar company.

The first day, they're greeted with "expensive" champagne and food (rotgut from the local convenient store and spam). They buy it hook, line and sinker.

Thier first assignment is to panhandle in Chicago's financial district and whoever makes the most money wins. The winners get to sleep on matresses stuffed with money and the losers have to sleep in tents underneath the Englewood (Green Line East 63rd) el line. The "boss" encourages cheating, lying and bad business practices, it's hilarious.

And since they can't use certain words like "apprentice," "board room," or "You're fired" so he says at the end of each episode "Get the hell out of my office".

It's so much fun to watch selfish, greedy, people humiliate themselves for money. It's even more fun when you know that they're humiliating themselves for nothing. I think there is a prize at the end, but it's a great gag.

One lesson we all should learn: If you are approached for a reality show and find out it's on Fox, say NO.

05 November 2004

The Liberal Vow

This is my objective for the next 2-4 years:

  • Stop letting the "Right" use the word Liberal as some sort of obscenity. Liberal is a good thing. It means open-minded, adaptable, accepting, progressive. Liberal is not some evil that is going to destroy our country. The evil that is going to destroy our country is that which is turning it into a conservative theocracy not unlike the Taliban. It doesn't matter what you call 'god', if 'it' is the basis of your government it makes you no different than any other theocratic regime.
  • Get more involved with the system. We have midterm elections in 2 years. Lets do everything we can to help balance out congress and keep our local governments in the blue, so to speak. There's no shortage of things you can do. Start going to meetups for your local candidates, write your representatives about issues that concern you.

Also, for those of you who don't know this yet:

Not only has the Dept of Defense been requesting lists of all students enrolled in colleges and universities between the ages of 18-35 and thanks to an obscure clause in a recently passed bill, the feds can refuse federal funding for certain programs if schools do not comply. The "Official" reason for this is that the government wants schools to allow military recruiters on campuses. However, it sounds like a good way to start lists for educational deferments in case of a draft.

Now the feds want to try and implement a data reporting system that would collect data on the individual student record level. Everything from SSN to where they've ever been enrolled from kindergarted to college, financial data. Right now all data is reported in aggregate form. The uses for individual-level data could be used for many 'interesting' purposes. In fact, in our meeting today when our state representative told us many school reps wanted to know who would have access to this data and no one had a definitive answer. One person in the room shouted "homeland security" everyone laughed, but I wouldn't be surprised. It also might be useful draft information. Thankfully our state rep also said she would be very surprised if this initiative passed, given the opposition to it by educational institutions.

Scary times folks.

03 November 2004

A bad dream?

As I sit here waiting for New Mexico, Ohio and Iowa to finish counting I feel like I can't breathe. Maybe I'm being overly dramatic, but I can't help thinking about what's at stake here:

1) International community - what does it say to the rest of the world if the American people validate everything Bush has done by re-electing him?

2) Social reforms - I am not a Christian, nor do I want to be subjected to moralistic social reforms based on a narrow interpretation of an ancient text that has been edited, translated and mis-translated over the past thousand years. I'm not just talking the obvious stuff like abortion. Bush inforoms his social policies with his view that everyone should believe what he believes and that is wrong. Funding for medical research, funding for family planning clinics in developing countries, international aid contingent on agencies never even mentioning family planning as an option for women in developing nations. FCC and 'obscenity' laws. Not to mention that his environmental policies are based on his interpretation that the world will end soon so we may as well use what God gave us, and quick...

3) The environment - Bush is the worst Environmental president ever. He panders to the special interests that pollute our air and water. Does not adequately fund initiatives to create fuel efficiency and alternative energy sources.

4) There is nothing stopping Bush from instituting some of his more radical policy ideas that would throw this country back to the 1950s. He doesn't have to worry about re-election, Cheney isn't running for Prez, both houses of congress are Republican controlled. There's no buffer between Bush and his whackjob policies.

I hope the people who voted for this asshole get a taste of what it's like being on the business end of bad policy. I am so angry right now.

I'm tired - this list could go on. But I have to get back to work.

Incidentally the Obama victory party at the Hyatt Chicago was kick-ass. That man is so inspiring, he actually made Donna cry (again). It was so refreshing to see a room full of people so diverse. Young, old, white, black, latino, immigrant, suits & ties, jeans & t-shirts, white wine vs. beer. He is going to do some very good things, so I should be happy about that. We got Obama if nothing else.

02 November 2004

Let the games begin!

Yesterday I stood out in the rain for an hour and a half under the State & Lake el stop handing out Kerry-Edwards stickers and information cards. I got soaked. Most people were polite. Even those who refused, just politely said "no thanks" or "not a chance". There was one guy who took the stuff, I guess he didn't realize what I was handing out, walked about three steps and yelled "oh NO WAY" and threw it on the ground. Another man said "that's not very nice" and I smiled and said "He has a right to his opinion" loud enough so mr. jerkyman could hear. I wanted to call him names, but that would just be stooping to his level. So I was as nice as I could be, since that tends to piss people off more because they can't retaliate niceness without looking like even more of a dick.

Speaking of jerks - why is it that the republicans are sending out "challengers" to the polls. They're the one's trying to repress voters, and intimidate people. Isn't that unpatriotic? I mean, as much as I disagree with Bush supporters I would NEVER deny them their right to vote - that is just ignorant and wrong. But it just goes to show you the lengths closed-minded people will go when they feel threatened...

My voting experience was uneventful. I didn't have to wait long. There was one guy who got challenged because he moved. I was kinda listening in - he moved to Missouri 6 months ago but never changed his registration and he came back to Chicago to vote. I'm thinking - dude - Missouri is in play right now why the hell didn't you register there. But of course, 6 months is a long time and he wasn't able to vote. I don't know how that works, I remember in a previous election I didn't re-register at my new address and got challenged. They knew I still lived in Chicago, but since they couldn't verify the precinct, I was able to vote Federal Only (Prez & Senate).

There was a couple with their kids there too - as much as I hate kids I thought it was cool that they brought them. My folks never really talked politics or did anything like that. I wish more people would do that - maybe there would be less apathy about voting. The little girl said something about Bush and her mom said "no, no, we don't want Bush honey". It was funny.

Let the games begin!

01 November 2004

Are we there yet?

I really just want this all to be over. Obviously i want Bush out of office, but I'm just so drained from all this. Can we fast-forward to tomorrow? Then fast-forward through all the challenges, recounts and lawsuits?


30 October 2004

Bin Laden Resurfaces

I want to preface this very clearly. No, I don't think Americans should weigh the opinions of a terrorist when making their decisions on Nov. 2. It's obvious that that is the intent of this latest message. I also think Osama bin Laden is a very bad, very misguided, very disturbed individual (I hesisitate to use the word "evil" because that carries with it certain connotations I don't think I believe in - but that's a blog for another time). With that said, some of the things he's said in this latest communique are very relevant, and are in fact, similar to many things Bush's opposition has been saying from day 1. Reading it does not mean you agree with his beliefs as a whole, nor does thinking some of his points are valid make you a Bin Laden groupie (even Hitler had a couple good ideas, just look at Volkswagen)...


Transcript of bin Ladin's speech
Saturday 30 October 2004, 16:53 Makka Time, 13:53 GMT
From Al Jazeera English Website

Following is the English transcript of Usama bin Ladin's speech in a videotape aired by Aljazeera on Friday 29 October. In the interests of authenticity the transcript, which appeared as subtitles at the foot of the screen, has been left unedited.

To begin: Peace be upon he who follow the Guidance.

People of United States, this talk of mine is for you and concerns the ideal way to prevent another Manhattan and deals with the war and its causes and results.

Before I begin, I say to you that security is an indispensable pillar in human life and that free men do not forfeit their security contrary to Bush's claims that we hate freedom.
If so, then let him explain why did not strike - for example - Sweden.

And we know that freedom haters do not possess defiant spirits like those of the 19 may Allah have mercy on them.

No, we fight because we are free men who do not sleep under oppression.

We want to restore freedom to our Nation and just as you lay waste to our Nation so shall we lay waste to yours.

But I am amazed at you. Even though we are in the fourth year after the events of September 11, Bush is still engaged in distortion, deception and hiding from you the real cause and thus the reasons are still there for a repeat of what occurred.

So I shall talk to you about the story behind those events and I shall tell you truthfully about the moments in which the decision was taken for you to consider.

I say to you Allah knows that it had never occurred to us to strike towers.

But after it became unbearable and we witnessed the oppression and tyranny of the America/Israeli coalition against our people in Palestine and Lebanon, it came to my mind.
The events that affected my soul in a difficult way started in 1982 when America permitted the Israelis to invade Lebanon and the American 6th fleet helped them in that.

And the whole world saw and heard but did not respond.

In those difficult moments many hard to describe ideas bubbled in my soul but in the end they produced intense feelings of rejection of tyranny and gave birth to a strong resolve to punish the oppressors.
And as I looked at those demolished towers in Lebanon it entered my mind that we should punish the oppressors in kind and that we destroy towers in America in order that they taste some of what we tasted and so that they be deterred from killing our women and children.
We have not found it difficult to deal with the Bush administration in light of the resemblance it bears to the regimes in our countries, half of which are ruled by the military and the other half of which are ruled by the sons of kings and presidents.

Our experience with them is lengthy and both types are replete with those who are characterised by pride, arrogance, greed and misappropriation of wealth.

This resemblance began after the visits of Bush Senior to the region at a time when some of our compatriots were dazzled by America and hoping that these visits would have an effect on our countries. All of a sudden he was affected by these monarchies and military regimes and became jealous of their remaining decades in their position to embezzle the public wealth of the Nation without supervision or accounting.

So he took dictatorship and suppression of freedoms to his son and they named it the Patriot Act under the pretences of fighting terrorism.

In addition, Bush sanctioned the installing of sons as state governors and did not forget to import expertise in election fraud from the regions presidents to Florida to be made use of in moments of difficulty.

All that we have mentioned has made it easy for us to provoke and bait this administration.
And for the record, we had agreed with the Commander-General Muhammad Ataa, Allah have mercy on him, that all the operations should be carried out within 20 minutes before Bush and his administration notice.

It never occurred to us that the Commander in Chief of the armed forces would abandon 50,000 of his citizens in the twin towers to face those great horrors alone at a time when they most needed him.

But because it seemed to him that occupying himself by talking to the little girl about the goat and its butting was more important than occupying himself with the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers we were given three times the period required to execute the operations. All praise is due to Allah.

25 October 2004

100 Facts and 1 Opinion

I had to post this article for all to read. Also, see the resources Carl posted - remember to vote Nov. 2nd and to vote what your consience tells you is the right thing to do and don't give into their fearmongering:

"... the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
--Hermann Goering, Nazi defendant at the Nuremburg Trials


100 Facts and 1 Opinion by Judd Legum (Click the link to see the full article with the links to sources)

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IRAQ
1. The Bush Administration has spent more than $140 billion on a war of choice in Iraq.

2. The Bush Administration sent troops into battle without adequate body armor or armored Humvees.

3. The Bush Administration ignored estimates from Gen. Eric Shinseki that several hundred thousand troops would be required to secure Iraq.

4. Vice President Cheney said Americans "will, in fact, be greeted as liberators" in Iraq.

5. During the Bush Administration's war in Iraq, more than 1,000 US troops have lost their lives and more than 7,000 have been injured.

6. In May 2003, President Bush landed on an aircraft carrier in a flight suit, stood under a banner proclaiming "Mission Accomplished," and triumphantly announced that major combat
operations were over in Iraq. Asked if he had any regrets about the stunt, Bush said he would do it all over again.

7. Vice President Cheney said that Iraq was "the geographic base of the terrorists who have had us under assault for many years, but most especially on 9/11." The bipartisan 9/11 Commission found that Iraq had no involvement in the 9/11 attacks and no collaborative operational relationship with Al Qaeda.

8. National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice said that high-strength aluminum tubes acquired by Iraq were "only really suited for nuclear weapons programs," warning "we don't want the
smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud." The government's top nuclear scientists had told the Administration the tubes were "too narrow, too heavy, too long" to be of use in developing
nuclear weapons and could be used for other purposes.

9. The Bush Administration has spent just $1.1 billion of the $18.4 billion Congress approved for Iraqi reconstruction.

10. According to the Administration's handpicked weapon's inspector, Charles Duelfer, there is "no evidence that Hussein had passed illicit weapons material to al Qaeda or other terrorist organizations, or had any intent to do so." After the release of the report, Bush continued to insist, "There was a risk--a real risk--that Saddam Hussein would pass weapons, or materials, or information to terrorist networks."

11. According to Duelfer, the UN inspections regime put an "economic strangle hold" on Hussein that prevented him from developing a WMD program for more than twelve years.

TERRORISM
12. After receiving a memo from the CIA in August 2001 titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack America," President Bush continued his monthlong vacation.

13. The Bush Administration failed to commit enough troops to capture Osama bin Laden when US forces had him cornered in the Tora Bora region of Afghanistan in November 2001. Instead, they relied on local warlords.

14. The Bush Administration secured less nuclear material from sites around the world vulnerable to terrorists in the two years after 9/11 than were secured in the two years before 9/11.

15. The Bush Administration underfunded Nunn-Lugar--the program intended to keep the former Soviet Union's nuclear legacy out of the hands of terrorists and rogue states--by $45.5 million.

16. The Bush Administration has assigned five times as many agents to investigate Cuban embargo violations as it has to track Osama bin Laden's and Saddam Hussein's money.

17. According to Congressional Research Service data, the Bush Administration has underfunded security at the nation's ports by more than $1 billion for fiscal year 2005.

18. The Bush Administration did not devote the resources necessary to prevent a resurgence in the production of poppies, the raw material used to create heroin, in Afghanistan--creating a
potent new source of financing for terrorists.

19. Vice President Cheney told voters that unless they elect George Bush in November, "we'll get hit again" by terrorists.

20. Even though an Al Qaeda training manual suggests terrorists come to the United States and buy assault weapons, the Bush Administration did nothing to prevent the expiration of the ban.

21. Despite repeated calls for reinforcements, there are fewer experienced CIA agents assigned to the unit dealing with Osama bin Laden now than there were before 9/11.

22. Before 9/11, John Ashcroft proposed slashing counterterrorism funding by 23 percent.

23. Between January 20, 2001, and September 10, 2001, the Bush Administration publicly mentioned Al Qaeda one time.

24. The Bush Administration granted the 9/11 Commission $3 million to investigate the September 11 attacks and $50 million to the commission that investigated the Columbia space shuttle crash.

25. More than three years after 9/11, just 5 percent of all cargo--including cargo transported on passenger planes--is screened.

NATIONAL SECURITY
26. During the Bush Administration, North Korea quadrupled its suspected nuclear arsenal from two to eight weapons.

27. The Bush Administration has openly opposed the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty, undermining nuclear nonproliferation efforts.

28. The Bush Administration has spent $7 billion this year--and plans to spend $10 billion next year--for a missile defense system that has never worked in a test that wasn't rigged.

29. The Bush Administration underfunded the needs of the nation's first responders by $98 billion, according to a Council on Foreign Relations study.

CRONYISM AND CORRUPTION
30. The Bush Administration awarded a multibillion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton--a company that still pays Vice President Cheney hundreds of thousands of dollars in deferred
compensation each year (Cheney also has Halliburton stock options). The company then repeatedly overcharged the military for services, accepted kickbacks from subcontractors and served troops dirty food. [Laura's note: A congressional committee determined Cheney's unactivated stock-options were "retained ties" to the company].

31. The Bush Administration told Saudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan about plans to go to war with Iraq before telling Secretary of State Colin Powell.

32. The Bush Administration relentlessly pushed an energy bill containing $23.5 billion in corporate tax breaks, much of which would have benefited major campaign contributors.

33. The Bush Administration paid Iraqi-exile and neocon darling Ahmad Chalabi $400,000 a month for intelligence, including fabricated claims about Iraqi WMD. It continued to pay him for
months after discovering that he was providing inaccurate information.

34. The Bush Administration installed as top officials more than 100 former lobbyists, attorneys or spokespeople for the industries they oversee.

35. The Bush Administration let disgraced Enron CEO Ken Lay--a close friend of President Bush--help write its energy policy.

36. Top Bush Administration officials accepted $127,600 in jewelry and other presents from the Saudi royal family in 2003, including diamond-and-sapphire jewelry valued at $95,500 for First Lady Laura Bush.

37. Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge awarded lucrative contracts to several companies in which he is an investor, including Microsoft, GE, Sprint, Pfizer and Oracle.

38. President Bush used images of firefighters carrying flag-draped coffins through the rubble of the World Trade Center to score political points in a campaign advertisement.

THE ECONOMY
39. President Bush's top economic adviser, Greg Mankiw, said the outsourcing of American jobs abroad was "a plus for the economy in the long run."

40. The Bush Administration turned a $236 billion surplus into a $422 billion deficit.

41. The Bush Administration implemented regulations that made millions of workers ineligible for overtime pay.

42. The Bush Administration has crippled state budgets by underfunding federal mandates by $175 billion.

43. President Bush is the first President since Herbert Hoover to have a net loss of jobs--around 800,000--over a four-year term.

44. The Bush Administration gave Accenture a multibillion-dollar border control contract even though the company moved its operations to Bermuda to avoid paying taxes.

45. In 2000, candidate George W. Bush said "the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum." He passed the tax cuts, but the top 20 percent of earners received 68 percent of the benefits.

46. In 2000, candidate George W. Bush promised to pay down the national debt to a historically low level. As of September 30, the national debt stood at $7,379,052,696,330.32, a record high.
Sources: www.georgewbush.com , Bureau of the Public Debt

47. As major corporate scandals rocked the nation's economy, the Bush Administration reduced the enforcement of corporate tax law--conducting fewer audits, imposing fewer penalties, pursuing fewer prosecutions and making virtually no effort to prosecute corporate tax crimes.

48. The Bush Administration increased tax audits for the working poor.

49. In 2000, candidate George W. Bush promised to protect the Social Security surplus. As President, he spent all of it.

50. The Bush Administration proposed slashing funding for the largest federal public housing program, putting 2 million families in danger of losing their housing.

51. The Bush Administration did nothing to prevent the minimum wage from falling to an inflation-adjusted fifty-year low.

EDUCATION
52. The Bush Administration underfunded the No Child Left Behind Act by $9.4 billion.

53. In 2000, candidate George W. Bush promised to increase the maximum federal scholarship, or Pell Grant, by 50 percent. Instead, each year he has been in office he has frozen or cut
the maximum scholarship amount.

54. The Bush Administration's Secretary of Education, Rod Paige, called the National Education Association--a union of teachers--a "terrorist organization."

HEALTHCARE
55. The Bush Administration, in violation of the law, refused to allow Medicare actuary Richard Foster to tell members of Congress the actual cost of their Medicare bill. Instead, they repeated a figure they knew was $100 billion too low.

56. The nonpartisan GAO concluded the Bush Administration created illegal, covert propaganda--in the form of fake news reports--to promote its industry-backed Medicare bill.

57. The Bush Administration stunted research that could lead to new treatments for Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, diabetes, spinal injuries, heart disease and muscular dystrophy by placing severe
restrictions on the use of federal dollars for embryonic stem-cell research.

58. The Bush Administration reinstated the "global gag rule," which requires foreign NGOs to withhold information about legal abortion services or lose US funds for family planning.

59. The Bush Administration authorized twenty companies that have been charged with fraud at the federal or state level to offer Medicare prescription drug cards to seniors.

60. The Bush Administration created a prescription drug card for Medicare that locks seniors into one card for up to a year but allows the corporations offering the cards to change their
prices once a week.

61. The Bush Administration blocked efforts to allow Medicare to negotiate cheaper prescription drug prices for seniors.

62. At the behest of the french fry industry, the Bush Administration USDA changed their definition of fresh vegetables to include frozen french fries.

63. In a case before the Supreme Court, the Bush Administrations sided with HMOs--arguing that patients shouldn't be allowed to sue HMOs when they are improperly denied treatment. With the Administration's help, the HMOs won.

64. The Bush Administration went to court to block lawsuits by patients who were injured by defective prescription drugs and medical devices.

65. President Bush signed a Medicare law that allows companies that reduce healthcare benefits for retirees to receive substantial subsidies from the government.

66. Since President Bush took office, more than 5 million people have lost their health insurance.

67. The Bush Administration blocked a proposal to ban the use of arsenic-treated lumber in playground equipment, even though it conceded it posed a danger to children.

68. One day after President Bush bragged about his efforts to help seniors afford healthcare, the Administration announced the largest dollar increase of Medicare premiums in history.

69. The Bush Administration--at the behest of the tobacco industry--tried to water down a global treaty that aimed to help curb smoking.

70. The Bush Administration has spent $270 million on abstinence-only education programs even though there is no scientific evidence demonstrating that they are effective in dissuading teenagers from having sex or reducing the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.

71. The Bush Administration slashed funding for programs that suggested ways, other than abstinence, to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.

ENVIRONMENT
72. The Bush Administration gutted clean-air standards for aging power plants, resulting in at least 20,000 premature deaths each year.

73. The Bush Administration eliminated protections on more than 200 million acres of public lands.

74. President Bush broke his promise to place limits on carbon dioxide emissions, an essential step in combating global warming.

75. Days after 9/11, the Bush Administration told people living near Ground Zero that the air was safe--even though they knew it wasn't--subjecting hundreds of people to unnecessary,
debilitating ailments.

76. The Bush Administration created a massive tax loophole for SUVs--allowing, for example, the write-off of the entire cost of a new Hummer.

77. The Bush Administration put former coal-industry big shots in the government and let them roll back safety regulations, putting miners at greater risk of black lung disease.

78. The Bush Administration said that even though the weed killer atrazine was seeping into water supplies--creating, among other bizarre creatures, hermaphroditic frogs--there was no reason to regulate it.

79. The Bush Administration has proposed cutting the budget of the Environmental Protection Agency by $600 million next year.

80. President Bush broke his campaign promise to end the maintenance backlog at national parks. He has provided just 7 percent of the funds needed, according to National Park Service estimates.

RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES
81. Since 9/11, Attorney General John Ashcroft has detained 5,000 foreign nationals in antiterrorism sweeps; none have been convicted of a terrorist crime.

82. The Bush Administration ignored pleas from the International Committee of the Red Cross to stop the abuse of prisoners in US custody.

83. In violation of international law, the Bush Administration hid prisoners from the Red Cross so the organization couldn't monitor their treatment.

84. The Bush Administration, without ever charging him with a crime, arrested US citizen José Padilla at an airport in Chicago, held him on a naval brig in South Carolina for two years, denied him access to a lawyer and prohibited any contact with his friends and family.

85. President Bush's top legal adviser wrote a memo to the President advising him that he can legally authorize torture.

86. At the direction of Bush Administration officials, the FBI went door to door questioning people planning on protesting at the 2004 political conventions.

87. The Bush Administration refuses to support the creation of an independent commission to investigate the abuse of foreign prisoners in American custody. Instead, Secretary of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld selected the members of a commission to review the conduct of his own department.

FLIP FLOPS
88. President Bush opposed the creation of the 9/11 Commission before he supported it, delaying an essential inquiry into one of the greatest intelligence failure in American history.

89. President Bush said gay marriage was a state issue before he supported a constitutional amendment banning it.

90. President Bush said he was committed to capturing Osama bin Laden "dead or alive" before he said, "I truly am not that concerned about him."

91. President Bush said we had found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, before he admitted we hadn't found them.

92. President Bush said, "You can't distinguish between Al Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the war on terror," before he admitted Saddam had no role in 9/11.

BIOGRAPHY
93. George Bush didn't come close to meeting his commitments to the National Guard. Records show he performed no service in a six-month period in 1972 and a three-month period in 1973.

94. In June 1990 George Bush violated federal securities law when he failed to inform the SEC that he had sold 200,000 shares of his company, Harken Energy. Two months later the company reported significant losses and by the end of that year the stock had dropped from $3 to $1.

95. When asked at an April 2004 press conference to name a mistake he made during his presidency, Bush couldn't think of one.

SECRECY
96. The Bush Administration refuses to release twenty-seven pages of a Congressional report that reportedly detail the Saudi Arabian government's connections to the 9/11 hijackers.

97. Last year the Bush Administration spent $6.5 billion creating 14 million new classified documents and securing old secrets--the highest level of spending in ten years.

98. The Bush Administration spent $120 classifying documents for every $1 it spent declassifying documents.

99. The Bush Administration has spent millions of dollars and defied numerous court orders to conceal from the public who participated in Vice President Cheney's 2001 energy task force.

100. The Bush Administration--reversing years of bipartisan tradition--refuses to answer requests from Democratic members of Congress about how the White House is spending taxpayer money.

OPINION
If the past informs the future, four more years of the Bush Administration will be a tragic period in the history of the United States and the world.

21 October 2004

Happy Birthday to Me!

So John was in California for work. He left Monday and was getting back on Friday. I wasn't that upset because really what was I going to do on a Wednesday for my birthday anyway. So Sean and Niki invite me out for dinner, and I said lets do Tapas since John's not here and he would hate that (i.e. I go to places he hates when he's out of town).

So we meet at Cafe Ba Ba Re Ba at 7pm. We order a couple Tapas and some Sangria and in walks Donna. I thought she was busy Wednesday night - but she drove in just for me.
Side Note: I felt bad though since I thought we were getting together for our
birthdays tonight, thursday, so I haven't wrapped her gift yet- had I known she
was coming I would have done that and brought it).

So when Donna walks in, I litterally did a double take and just kept saying "wait, what, what...wait". I was very confused. So I thought Sean and Niki had arranged for Donna to come out so I'd have a little more of a "party" - even though I wasn't planning on doing anything that night anyway.

So we're eating, and drinking and talking. And then, in walks John...

My first thought was "I didn't drink THAT much yet". So he faked his whole having to be in California until Friday, and he flew back wednesday morning and was at home this afternoon (looking back now I realize why the dog didn't have to make a b-line for the door to go pee when I got home). He planned the whole thing. He made sure I thought Donna was busy, and that I would go out with Sean & Niki. Isn't that sweet?!

So I had a great birthday.

11 October 2004

An interesting weekend

If you would have told me before this past weekend that I would be sitting in room 650 of the Hilton Milwaukee watching the U Wisc vs. Ohio State football game with the Secret Service I would have said you were insane. No this is not my last communique before they ship me off to Gitmo, I'm fine. How did I get there? Well I'm glad you asked:

One minute Donna and I are at the Milwaukee Democratic HQ "reporting for duty" - we signed up to be Kerry Travelers to help out with whatever. Though the person I talked to on the phone about volunteering was Greg, we found ourselves talking to Chris at 9am on October 9th. Chris said he needs people for the John Edwards motorcade because he's making a last minute stop in Milwaukee. Donna's face lit up like a Christmas tree. We were a bit confused because Chris asked us if we had a car - like we were going to drive our own cars in the motorcade - but have you ever seen that? So before we figured out what was going on, Donna is wondering if we should go to the car wash. We were going to meet at the Milwaukee Hilton at 12:30pm. Between now and then, we were going to a rally in the park where Barack Obama was helping democrats in Wisconsin like Russ Feingold campaign. Everyone is riding on Obama's coattails, even in other states - he's a rock star.

Chris didn't know where the Hilton was, how to get there, who we would be meeting, or know anyone in the office who could tell us any more detail. But he got our cell phone numbers and said he would call us with details. I know it was last minute, trying to pull people together, but still...

We get to Washington Park for the Obama/Feingold rally and it was fun. We figured we could find someone who knew where the hotel was. There was another couple in front of us at HQ who we saw at the rally, but didn't think to ask them. Incidentally, the husband of that couple looked exactly like Colin Mochrie from Who's Line is it Anway? We also saw an Edward Norton twin. We find someone who thinks it's the Hilton on Wisconsin & 6th - which would take us right back past the HQ, so we decided to stop back at the HQ to get more details. Chris doesn't know where it is, and says to ask the people who are from Milwaukee. So I do. They 'don't have an address' so I ask if they know the cross streets... no. Do you have a phone book? No. At this point, I'm getting annoyed and thinking to myself "and they wonder why the Republicans always win - they're FRIGGIN ORGANIZED". One woman says it's the Hilton across from the convention center, somewhere between 9th and 6th. So basically, I, who have never been to Milwaukee before, figured out that if the streets reduce in number toward downtown, that if we drive that way, we'll hit it... Rocket Science I tell you.

We get there, find parking, decide we're hungry, grab a quick grilled cheese at the hotel bar, and meet up with several people in the lobby. We met some very cool people, including a 30-something, freelance videographer and treehugger from the northwest side that Donna thought was cute. Bob - if you're out there, find Donna.

So we wait, and wait... finally more people show up and we found out that several of the people were contacted the night before to be in the motorcade, so they probably won't need us (the people who signed up this morning). So we wait more. The motorcade people said "someone from upstairs" will come to get us. We wait. Marcus has a contact number, calls someone, and they tell us they're in room 650 and to come up. We get put to work putting information in the staff rooms, being escorted around by staffers because the secret service can't have unknowns wandering too close to "the Suite". They're restricting movement, sweeping the floor with dogs. I see on the table a room key for John and Elizabeth Edwards - weird. They will be staying just down the hall, relaxing with the kids.

So we wait a little while longer, and the staff arrives. At this point, we missed the airport rally that we were supposed to be a part of as part of the motorcade, and we give up all hope of meeting John Edwards. We hear kids run down the hall and figure they're here. We were dismissed about a half hour later, and went back to Donna's place.

The whole experience was rather surreal. I mean, I wouldn't call the day a total waste, but I feel I could have accomplished more as a canvasser or something.

We went back for a few hours Sunday and did some data entry.

Oh well...

06 October 2004

Oh the Irony!

Anyone watch the Veep debates? Among the things Cheney mentioned that "factcheck.com" had debunked many of the claims made by Edwards regarding Halliburton.

He meant factcheck.org, which is a non-partison group who analyze the claims and content of political advertising - here is what they wrote about Cheney's referring to them:

" Cheney got our domain name wrong -- calling us "FactCheck.com" -- and
wrongly implied that we had rebutted allegations Edwards was making about what Cheney had done as chief executive officer of Halliburton.

In fact, we did post an article pointing out that Cheney hasn't
profited personally while in office from Halliburton's Iraq contracts,
as falsely implied by a Kerry TV ad. But Edwards was talking about Cheney's
responsibility for earlier Halliburton troubles. And in fact, Edwards was mostly
right."

As if that weren't enough of a smack in the head for Cheney... check out factcheck.com... go ahead, I'll wait: www.factcheck.com

Funny eh?

04 October 2004

Faux News: At it again

I regularly check The Guardian for news, since they tend to have a different perspective on things than what is spoon fed to us by our own media. Anyway, apparently Fox was caught fabricating quotes from John Kerry - trying to paint him as an urban girly-man. Obviously this was an attempt to try and turn the rural and somewhat conservative vote against Kerry. This is a common tactic of the Right (detailed in What's the Matter with Kansas), which attempts to paint democrats & liberals as latte-drinking, urban snobs who hold rural people in contempt.
"...Democratic challenger was quoted telling a rally in Florida: "Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!" Comparing himself to the president, Mr Kerry was supposed to have said: "I'm metrosexual - he's a cowboy." Women voters, he purportedly added, "should like me! I do manicures."


Thankfully, the Guardian isn't the only place this story appears - which means some Americans who may have seen/heard the "quotes" will hopefully realize they're incorrect.

Now, Fox is maintaining that this was "an attempt at humor" by their chief political correspondent. If I want satrical news, I'll watch The Daily Show. However, if FOX purports to be a source of unbiased NEWS (insert laugh track), then why are they attempting humor to begin with. In my opinion, this is a blantant example of how partisan news outlets attempt to blur the line between entertainment and news. And you can't tell me that they don't run the copy by editors before it's posted!

01 October 2004

What about Poland?

It turns out that while debating Kerry last night, Bush forgot one small point about Poland - they're pulling their troops out of Iraq. So, Mr. President, given that news, I ask again: so what about Poland?

Total troops deployed by U.S. and "coalition:"
Total troops - 133,000*
U.S. - 112,000 (84.2%)
Poland - 2,400 (1.8%)

*Remember also that General Shinseki said the operations would require several hundred thousand troops and Rumsfeld ignored him. At his book signing this week, Richard Clarke made a fantastic point about the consequences of ignoring expert military advice. In the battle of Mogadishu (Black Hawk Down) American military officers requested tanks and armor-protected troop carriers from Secretary of Defense Les Aspin. They were repeatedly rebuffed. Aspin resigned shortly thereafter, and Clarke calls for Rumsfeld to resign for his mistakes, both in ignoring Gen. Shinseki and for the violations at Abu Graib. As a side note, if you haven't gotten a chance to read Clarke's book, I highly recommend picking it up.


Casualties as of September 30, 2004
U.S. - 1,056 (88.4%)
Briton - 68 (5.7%)
Italy - 19 (1.6%)
Poland - 13 (1.1%)
Spain - 11 (0.9%)
Ukraine - 9 (0.8%)
Bugaria - 6 (0.5%)
Slovakia - 3 (0.3%)
Netherlands - 2 (0.2%)
Thailand - 2 (0.2%)
Denmark - 1 (0.08%)
El Salvador - 1 (0.08%)
Estonia - 1 (0.08%)
Hungary - 1 (0.08%)
Latvia - 1 (0.08%)
Total - 1,194 (100.1%)*
Total % may not equal 100% due to rounding.

The United States is bearing the brunt of the human and financial resources for the mess in Iraq, and we need a viable exit strategy. It is imperitive that that strategy not involve neocons like Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle, who as Bush alluded to, want regime change in Iran and Syria in order to protect Israel. No mention of regime change in Saudi Arabia though -they're just as bad as Iran and Syria in terms of political and social oppression of their own people - oh, wait-they LIKE us so it's ok.

As for Bush's constant referral to "freedom" in Afghanistan and especially women in Afghanistan. He seems to be forgetting that even though the Taliban is no longer officially in power, the cultural norms espoused by the Taliban still exist. Most women still wear the burqa for fear of being beaten or raped in the streets. In the rural areas, girls' schools are being burned down and poor farmers are selling their daughters into marriages with drug lords to pay off debts. I'm not saying they were better off with the Taliban in power. I'm just saying it's morally wrong to use "liberation" of women as a political tool. It's even worse to do this when the liberation is only on paper, not in practice. In a way, Afghan women are worse off now because at least with the Taliban in power the liberation movements gained international attention. If everyone belives that with the Taliban gone, they're "liberated" they run the risk of forgetting there is still a long way to go for Afghan women to truly be free.

30 September 2004

Melancholic Musings

Sorry, Carl inspired me to use alliteration in the title today...

Between the election debacle, being heckled by faculty at work, and a research project on the conditions for women in Afghanistan, Donna is right: I think I need to be put on suicide watch for the next 2 months... sigh.

Yes, I was heckled. We were asked to show school directors how to access and use some data we've put together for their program review. Faculty hate extra work, even if it is work related to knowing more about and accurately depicting their own programs to our new provost. What am I saying 'extra'... most faculty just plain hate work. This particular faculty member is a total arrogant ass. He's the director of a school here, and is fairly prominent in the outside world as a commentator. I can take tough questions, and I can even deal with people telling me that a particular report doesn't suit their exact needs. I got that from a certain dean at DePaul all the time. This asshole crossed the line, however. Talking through the entire thing, only to then wonder why he doesn't know what we're talking about. Then, when a page on the intranet doesn't load correctly, he cups his hands over his mouth and says quite facetiously to the group "you're doing well". We found out later that that is quite normal behavior for him. He is the current subject of my voodoo doll...

As for the elections... I really really really hope John Kerry gets his act together. I don't think I, personally, or the world can withstand another 4 years of Bush and pals.

Anyone have relatives in Canada I can stay with for 4 years?

24 September 2004

Indie Media

Funny thing. John and I were out yesterday grabbing a quick bite to eat on the way home from Micro Center and I ran into a guy I went to High School with. I normally wouldn't care, since most of the people I went to school with I don't care to see. This guy was always really cool though, and I'm glad I ran into him. (Imagine that though, all the cool people from High School no longer live in Oak Park...)

Rik started an Indie newspaper called Third Coast Press (they don't have a website yet). However it's a very cool paper. Anyone who may be interested in helping - writing, photos, layout, whatever - contact (I'm not going to put the email since they now have web programs that grab email addresses off websites) - all one word: third coast press at yahoo dot com.

This semester is jam packed for me, so I can't do much. Maybe in the spring I'll do a few things. I'd like to get involved in something like that.

Anywhoo. Have a nice day.


22 September 2004

And they say chivalry is dead

Yesterday morning Joe (my boss) and I had a meeting with some academic department heads to show them where to find/how to use some data for a project. As we're leaving the meeting, they tell me to grab a donut, and I oblige. Since I have a notepad and a cup of coffee, I put the donut on top of my notepad and go to leave only to realize that Joe already left, notepad under one arm, and let the door shut on me. Now keep in mind, my juggling the donut only took about 10 seconds.

It's one of those doors where you have to turn the handle, so I balance my coffee on my notepad, praying I don't make an utter fool out of myself in front of 8 people, most of whom I just met. I go to get out the second door, to the elevator - Joe is nowhere to be found. Thankfully this is just a push door and I go through, to find Joe getting on the elevator already. I get on the elevator, the doors close, and realize my donut is gone.

I must have dropped it off my notepad in my frenzy to catch the elevator that mr. chivalry so galantly held for me. I then said "thanks for holding the door" and he said "I just had to get out of there". He acts like it was such an anxiety-ridden experience that he had to flee as fast as he could... they were actually pretty tame that day.

He is just not the kind of person that thinks at all about the people around him. He's the kind of guy that tries to get on an elevator before letting people out. And he's apparently not the kind of guy to hold a door for someone with no free hands.

Am I over-reacting with this? I mean, I know I'm very hard on people who show no consideration for others. This is common courtesy right? I mean, no normal person should do that, right?

So aside from this, I lost my donut. I really hope the Deans and professors didn't leave that meeting and find my escaped donut on the floor and think I left it there intentionally. What a fuckwit they'd think I was.

If anyone reads this, tell me, am I crazy?

21 September 2004

Gotta have it NOW NOW NOW

I'm all for the fast, universal availability of information. That being said, there are several drawbacks to the demand for up-to-date, timely information 24-hours a day. One of those drawbacks is Fox News, but I'm not talking about them specifically. I'm talking about election night, and the network practice of "calling" a state for a particular candidate. Yes, I know Fox called Florida prematurely, fucking the whole system up in 2000 - but if other networks simply ignore Fox this year, we will still have one huge problem.

The networks respond to the demand for information. Gotta have it right now. This mentality in itself causes the premature "calling" of states, especially "swing" states and therefore the premature "calling" of an election. (Now this brings up the insanity of the electoral college, which for the record, I think should be abolished. I think it's safe to assume we can handle a direct presidential vote now.) A candidate only needs 270 of 538 electoral votes to win - leaving innumerable combinations of states for winning an election. However, several of the "key" or "swing" states are on the East coast, and have high electoral college counts.

Here's where I'm going with this. What happened in 2000 was that Fox News (please people, seriously don't listen to them this year) called Florida for Bush way to early. If a candidate can lock in an election with several swing states in the East and a few solid states across the country, what happens is that undecided/apathetic voters in later timezones might decide they don't need to vote. Hopefully people aren't that stupid this year, but my faith in the American public is at an all time low.

My point anyway, is that our constant need to be fed with information leads to networks "calling" states prematurely - I mean, if there's nothing to report on election night, people might be reading a book or watching reruns of I Love Lucy instead of being glued to the News. They're giving us what they think we want. But I think what we want is accurate reporting. If I have to wait until the next day to get an accurate count of presidential votes, then so be it. Waiting one day certainly beats the hell out of the political ping-pong we played last time.

I don't actually THINK networks are going to refrain from calling states before all polls in all states are closed. I simply hope that they do it much more carefully.

Below is a list of states with more than 10 electoral college votes, and which one's are swing states (*), in order from East to West and number of votes. It is possible that if "calling" an Eastern state has an affect on a Western swing state, it could throw the election...

Eastern
New York-31
Florida-27*
Pennsylvania-21*
Ohio-20*
Michigan-17*
Georgia-15
New Jersey-15
North Carolina-15
Virginia-13
Massachusetts-12
Missouri-11*
Tennessee-11
Indiana -11

Central
Illinois-21

Mountain/Pacific
Texas-34
California-55
Washington-11*

Other "Swing" States:
New Hampshire-4
Arkansas-6
Iowa-7
Wisconsin-10
Minnesota-10
New Mexico-5
Nevada-5
Oregon-7
Arizona-10

*Denotes a "swing" state


16 September 2004

VALID VOTERS STRUCK FROM ROLLS:

From the Center for American Progress

Florida is one of only seven states in the union which denies former felons the right to vote, even after they've completed their sentences. In 2000, the state hired an outside contractor to implement a "felon list." Riddled with errors, this list struck thousands of innocent voters from the rolls. Lessons have not been learned.

This past May, the Florida Division of Elections quietly distributed a brand-new purge list for the upcoming election. The outgoing head of the division, Ed Kast, sent a memo to election supervisors on May 12, 2004, detailing how to keep the list out of the hands of advocacy groups that wanted to double check the names, "citing statutes about the privacy of voter registration information and the will of the legislature -- even though nothing in the law prevents the same information from going to political candidates to further their campaigns."

Later that month, after CNN filed suit to gain access to the rolls, they found the new list wrongly included thousands of eligible voters and "heavily targeted African-Americans -- who traditionally vote Democrat -- while "virtually ignoring Hispanic voters" -- who, in Florida, are often more likely to check the box next to GOP names.

09 September 2004

Gotta get me one of them there UZIs

On Monday, September 13th, the Assualt Weapons Ban will expire. For those of you who are 2nd ammendment nuts - let me just clarify a few things:

1) it's not an assualt on your right to bear arms.
2) why are you reading this blog anyway?

Four presidents (Ford, Carter, Reagan and Clinton) passed and renewed the ban, which Kerry also supports, but Bush has successfully blocked the bill's renewal, despite its endorsement by every national police organization and the support of about 77 percent of the American voters, according to most polls. The only people who stand to gain from Bush's killing of the ban are terrorists, violent criminals, and, of course, the corporations behind the gun lobby.

We all know that after 9-11, when John Ashcroft was supposedly tightening the noose on terrorist activities, the one crucial element he left OUT of the USA PATRIOT Act was the ability for law enforcement to search gun purchase records. Ashcroft knew that terrorist organizations repeatedly told their members to get guns in the US because it's easy, and yet he is so much of a whore of the NRA he couldn't allow searches of gun purchases - illegal wiretaps and other shady practices - no problem.

The bill only outlawed 19 specific types of military-style assault weapons. Unfortunatley it also containss a clause that the ban expire unless Congress specifically reauthorized it. And now that Bill Frist and Dennis Hastert have announced that they won't even bring a vote on the matter, gun manufacturers are gearing up for the scheduled expiration by taking orders for semiautomatic rifles and high-capacity ammunition magazines that may soon become legal again, according to the Washington Post.

Click here for info on how you can get involved in the gun-control movement and check out the Stop The NRA site for info on the assault ban and what may still be left to do to defend it.

08 September 2004

Is Little Bushie Afraid?

I just saw this article which, in a nutshell says Bush wants to bow out of one of the three debates. This just happens to be the debate that would focus on undecided voters in which the audience would be asking questions.

Is Bush afraid to take real questions from real people? If he's so certain of his policies, his record and his re-election, why does he screen participants for all his events (even making some sign "loyalty oaths" before being admitted)? Bush rarely gets any tough questions at any events he stages, if the audience asks questions at all (see the Daily Show).

Kerry needs to be pouncing on this...

07 September 2004

Whaaaaa????

"We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Dubya,
Sept. 6, 2004

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040907/pl_nm/odd_bush_dc_2